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I can't even read that stuff, the formatting is too awful.
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Buying the first 88 Thunderbird in Memphis was the high point of this man's entire existence.
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Wikipedia should only give editing privileges to registered users.
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Holy crap that car must be hideous.
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Wall of text attack isn't very effective...
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Apparently he doesn't like the heel-toe enabling arrangement of the gas and brake pedals, pity.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THAT GUYS 88 ON WHITE WALLS NOBODY COULD HAVE WHITE WALLS AS THEY WERE SPECIAL ORDERED AND A LIMITED EDITION CIGARETTE LIGHTER BACK WHEN THEY WERE STILL STANDARD BUT I ORDERED ONE THAT ONLY CAME ON 87 BECAUSE HOOD SCOOP
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Perfect.
I followed you for Oppositelock, so your comments shouldn't get greyed out anymore.
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SONNY MARLAR- BADASS MOTHER FUCKER WITH A SOLID RED/ SOLID FUCKING RED ALL LEATHER INTERIOR/ HE ORDERED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY FUCKING GODDAMN OPTION AVAILIBLE IN 19FUCKIN88/ WE'RE TALKING SUNROOF /PREMIUM STEEO WITH HOLYFUCKINGSHITBALLS EQUALIZER/ 5.0 LITER V-8 THEY HAD TO BEEF UP SUSPENSION AND STRUT SYSTEM JUST FOR THE V-8 MODELS! YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET THAT SHIT ON A PUSSY ASS V-6 MODEL! AND FUCK YOU, HE GOT THE WHITE WALL TIRES THAT YOU WANTED BUT ONLY HE COULD GET!
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"I ASK FOR EVERY OPTION OFFERED AND NOT OFFERED"
Customer - "CAN I HAVE LASER CANNONS INSTALLED IN THE BUMPER?"
Ford - "I'm afraid laser cannons are not an option on the 1988 Thunderbird."
Customer - "CAN YOU MAKE IT FLY?!?"
Ford - "I'm afraid not."
Customer - "HAHA DIDN'T THINK SO, IS THERE A TURBINE ENGINE OPTION?"
Ford - "A turbine engine, like in a jet?"
CUSTOMER - "YES!!!1!!"
Ford - "Erm, no."
CUSTOMER - "HOW MANY CUPHOLDERS DOES IT COME WITH?"
Ford - "Two."
CUSTOMER - "I WANT 8."
Ford - "I'm sorry, only two are available."